I love the way you lie

Just gonna stand there,And watch me burn,But that's alright
Because I like,The way it hurts

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Top Ten Signs You're Watching Too Much "American Idol" Top Ten   
At confession, you say, "Forgive me, dawg, for I have sinned"
Each week, you vote one of your kids out of the house
After sex you say to your wife in a Brittish accent, "Awful. Just pathetic"
FOX switchboard operator knows you by name
When "Idol" comes on, so do the adult diapers
Had your stomach stapled like Randy and you weren't even overweight
You understand what Paula Abdul is blabbing about
No number 3 -- writer watching "American Idol"
Got Adam Sandler to guest host your talk show so you could stay home and vote for Sanjaya
Your TiVo recommends you get some counseling

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