I love the way you lie

Just gonna stand there,And watch me burn,But that's alright
Because I like,The way it hurts

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Crazy new's

  Putrid Prank Runs Afoul of Neighborhood   (Associated Press)
  • A putrid prank went awry when authorities found a rental truck filled with rotting fish, cow parts and pig organs and evacuated residents of a Tucson neighborhood.

      Man Charged for Spending Misplaced Money   (Associated Press)
  • A man was charged with felony theft after he spent $80,000 his bank deposited by mistake in his account.

      Porn Slipped Into Washington Time Capsule   (Associated Press)
  • There were a few surprises for the University of Washington's Class of 1957 when they opened a time capsule sealed 50 years ago. Among audiotapes and copies of the yearbook and school newspaper were 1980s-era porn, a condom and some dirty underwear.

      Bull Wanders Into Garage, Attacks Car   (Associated Press)
  • A woman pulled into her driveway and spotted something big inside her garage. That something turned out to be a bull. And an angry bull at that.

      Dead Man Travels Unnoticed on Train   (Associated Press)
  • A dead passenger traveled unnoticed for at least half a day on an executive passenger train.

      Mom Teed Off by Urinating Drunk Golfers   (Associated Press)
  • A mother teed off by drunken golfers urinating near her house by the 18th hole resorted to videotaping the men after no action was taken on her complaints.

      Woman: Suspect Is Wearing My T-Shirt   (Associated Press)
  • It took one glance for Sandra Rowells to recognize the man she said broke into her home, offered her $500 to hide him and fled wearing some of her clothing.

      Nude Man in High Heels Causes Lockdown   (Associated Press)
  • A man wearing nothing but women's high heels was the cause of a building lockdown by police.

      Bad Directions Send Tourists to Missouri Home   (Associated Press)
  • Travelers looking for Ozark Mountain Resort must be disappointed when they pull up to Tish and Lyle Ashley's place. It's a three-bedroom ranch-style home, not a 150-acre vacation spot, and it's on the wrong side of Table Rock Lake.

      Grandma Finds Condom In McDonald's Bag   (Associated Press)
  • A grandmother was alarmed to find a condom in a happy meal gift pack bought for her 7-year-old granddaughter at a McDonald's restaurant in New Zealand.

      Woman Sneaks Into Prison for Sex   (Associated Press)
  • A woman has pleaded guilty to using a false ID badge to enter a corrections facility while posing as an attorney so she could have sex with an inmate.

      Man Accused of Dental Work in Garage   (Associated Press)
  • A man has been held on charges that he performed dental work on customers without a license in his "filthy" garage.


  • Mortgage rates near historic lows. Refinance $200,000 loan for as low as $771/month*

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