The web Shack: Top Ten Signs You Have Bad Luck

Friday, April 20, 2007


	Top Ten


			For 3 months, you've been sitting on the tarmac on a stranded JetBlue flight

			When you play Roulette, you not only lose, the wheel flies off and kills a guy

			Instead of "The Luck of the Irish," you have "The Luck of the Kurdish"

			When ordering a mattress, you forget to leave off the last "S" disqualifying you from any savings

			You're a member of the New York Knicks

			You purchased some of that tainted pet food. Kitty's fine; you -- not so good

			No matter how often you shower, you always smell like bacon

			Highlight of your trip to New York City was attending a taping of the Late Show

			On last flight, you were seated between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump

			As unlucky as you are, your wife is getting lucky every night

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