Michael Vick Hopes Jail Is Like The Longest Yard Without All The Throwing

     

ATLANTA—Recently convicted Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is hoping that the events of his 23-month prison sentence play out similarly to those portrayed in the 2005 Adam Sandler football comedy The Longest Yard except for the movie's emphasis on passing the 
ball, sources close to Vick reported Wednesday.
 

 
"I keep thinking that Mean Machine quarterback dude should just pull the ball down, maybe pump fake it first a couple times, but just pull it down and go around the end when the prison guards show blitz up the middle," Vick told friends and family at a pre-trial screening of the film. "He could always chuck it into dude's nutsack after the play was over." Vick was reportedly distraught to learn that, except for the probable presence of Michael Irvin, an actual prison would be nothing like the one in the movie

Tiger Woods Putts Baby Into Diaper

ORLANDO, FL—Tiger Woods added yet another accomplishment to his already outstanding résumé Sunday when the 13-time major winner successfully putted his baby daughter, five-month-old Sam Alexis Woods, into a fresh Huggies diaper.
Dressed in his signature red shirt, black pants, and black Nike golf shoes, Woods—who has not played competitive golf in three months in order to stay at home and spend time with his newborn daughter—followed the clutch 12-foot putt with a celebratory fist pump before hugging caddie Steve Williams, who was handling the baby's skin ointment.
"The living room carpet was rolling especially fast today," Woods later told reporters, adding that his maid had vacuumed the night before, "so at first I was naturally hesitant about hitting the baby too hard. But Stevie told me to be firm with the putt, since the room goes slightly uphill near the recliner, and we both knew the baby would move slower there. Especially around where we placed the diaper, because of the changing pad."

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How to develop the habit of spending less than you make

Posted Nov 28 2007, 12:01 PM by Karen Datko
Filed under: Debt, Spending, Family, Saving
Rating: This post comes from partner blog The Dough Roller.

If I could write just one thing about achieving financial freedom, it would be this: Spend less than you make.

Like all habits that lead to financial freedom, spending less than you make is simple to understand, but hard to follow. For some reason, we always want more. At times in my life I've made very little, and other times I've made a lot, but at all times I've wanted just a wee bit more. I find it just as difficult to live below my means today as I did 15 years ago making about one-third of what I make today.

The problem isn't about how much we make. We are the problem. This is critical to understand because until you identify the problem, you can't fix it. If you think the problem is your income, you'll spend your energy trying to make more money. While there is obviously nothing wrong with making more money, I speak from experience when I say that making more money will not make spending less than you make any easier.

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Story Highlights

LEXINGTON, Nebraska (AP) -- A 13-year-old student with whom a middle school teacher is accused of fleeing to create a romantic life in the boy's native Mexico may be required to stay there.

 

Teacher Kelsey Peterson, shown in 2006, is charged with kidnapping and child abuse.

An illegal immigrant while residing in the United States, 13-year-old Fernando Rodriguez may not be able to return to the rural Nebraska town where he was an eighth-grader.
Kelsey Peterson, 25, and Rodriguez were taken into custody without incident after the boy's relatives told police he had called home asking for money, leading investigators to a shopping mall in the border city of Mexicali on Friday.
Peterson, a sixth-grade math teacher and basketball coach at Lexington Middle School, fled with the boy after police began investigating whether the pair had an intimate relationship, authorities said. Court documents said the boy was last seen October 26.
An international hunt was under way after Peterson's car was spotted crossing into Mexico on Tuesday.
 

Strike looms as Hollywood writers, studios hold final talks

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Hollywood writers and studio representatives began last-ditch negotiations Sunday in an effort to prevent a strike, the writers union said.

"The Tonight Show" on NBC will go into reruns starting Monday if a strike begins, a network official says.

A federal mediator called the meeting between the Writers Guild of America and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television producers at an undisclosed location.
The writers' contract expired October 31, and they plan to strike at 12:01 a.m. Monday (3:01 a.m. ET) if a deal cannot be reached.
The first picket lines would be seen at New York's Rockefeller Center, followed by picket lines at various locations in Los Angeles, the guild said.
The writers want more money from the sale of DVDs and a share of revenue generated by the sale of TV shows and films over the Internet.
The studios say the demands are unreasonable and would hamper attempts to experiment with new media.
 
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/04/hollywood.labor.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

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U.S. destroyer pursuing hijacked ship in Somali waters, military says

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A U.S. destroyer has entered Somali territorial waters in pursuit of a Japanese-owned ship loaded with benzene that was hijacked by pirates over the weekend, military officials said Monday.

The destroyer USS Porter, shown in 2006, sank pirate skiffs tied to the stern of the hijacked vessel.

The guided-missile destroyer USS Arleigh Burke entered Somali waters with the permission of the troubled transitional government in Mogadishu, U.S. officials said. In recent years, warships have stayed outside the 12-mile limit when chasing pirates.

The ongoing operation was confirmed to CNN by two military officials familiar with the details.

Gunmen aboard two skiffs hijacked the Panamanian-flagged Golden Mori off the Socotra archipelago, near the Horn of Africa, said Andrew Mwangura, a spokesman for Kenya's Seafarers' Assistance Programme.

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Guard Called in to Fight California Fires

The California National Guard has been directed by Gov. Schwarzenegger to make 1,500 Guardmembers available to help fight at least 14 wildfires that are ravaging the southern part of the state. The California Guard has more than 17,000 Soldiers and Airmen available to the governor.Full Story

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O.k. 4th quarter, you are at your 10 yard line need a field goal to tie or a touchdown to win, with under 2 mintues and no time outs. Time to define who we are.This is My sport's this is who I am, for the sports fan. I post my own thoughts,post articles from other blogs that I like I will give credit who wrote the article or anything from the web Check it out and get hooked

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Michael Jackson marries

About: Michael Jackson

September 28 2007 -

by BANG Showbiz

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Michael Jackson has allegedly married his children's nanny.

The 'Thriller' singer and 40-year-old Grace Rwaramba married in Las Vegas earlier this year, according to real estate documents.

One insider told The National Enquirer magazine: "Grace is one of his dearest friends. She is one of the few people who stood by his side through all of his problems - including the child molestation trial in 2005."

Jackson has been married twice before.

He wed Elvis Presley's daughter Lisa Marie Presley in 1994, but the pair divorced less than two years later.

In 1996, Jackson married his dermatologist's nurse Debbie Rowe, who is mother to his ten-year-old son Prince Michael Jackson II and nine-year-old daughter Paris, but the pair divorced in 1999.

The star also has another son - five-year-old Prince Michael Jackson III nicknamed 'Blanket' - whose mother is not known.

The king of pop has recently been dividing his time between Ireland and Las Vegas and was rumoured to be planning a residency at a Las Vegas hotel.

Las Vegas entrepreneur Jack Wishna said: "I had Jackson on the telephone when he was in Ireland and he was very excited about working in Las Vegas.

"It even got down to the detail of a statue of himself that he wanted out front.

"He also came up with the idea of having his own slot machines. I have a signed contract that he wanted us to put together to market his slot machines in Europe and Asia."

In July, Jackson dropped his Las Vegas plans without any explanation.

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Angelina Jolie's school note

About: Angelina Jolie

September 28 2007 -

by BANG Showbiz

© Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have caused such a stir at son Maddox's new school the headmaster has been forced to warn parents not to pester them.

Dan Cooke, Director of Operations the Lycée Français de New York - where six-year-old Maddox recently enrolled - has written to parents requesting they stop taking photographs and asking Hollywood's golden couple for autographs.

The letter - which was leaked to the New York Observer newspaper - said: "Regretfully, I have seen some parents taking pictures, asking for autographs, talking to the media and even shouting at Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt for recognition.

"Therefore, in the interests of the school and safety of your children I must ask for everyone to please respect the family's privacy and discontinue these practices."

The principle also revealed he met Brad and Angelina's security team before Maddox started at the school in September.

He added: "I want to make you aware that before the first day of school I met with Ms. Angelina Jolie and Mr. Brad Pitt's security team to discuss the best manner in which for them to drop off and pick up their son. Our foremost goal was to cause the least amount of disruption to the school and to ensure the security of all of our students and families."

Meanwhile, Brad and Angelina spent the whole day on Wednesday (26.09.07) meeting with financial and diplomatic leaders to discuss their charity work and promote good causes.

Brad pledged to match donations of up to $5million for the Make It Right initiative, which plans to build 150 environmentally-friendly homes in New Orleans' Lower Ninth Ward.

Angelina - who works as a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN - spoke about improving education standards for children living in war-torn countries.

She said: "These are the children who most need a safe place to learn, a place to heal, a place to learn reconciliation, and a place to just be children. Some think we should only provide emergency relief to children in conflict - they say education is not life-saving. But all of us here today would beg to differ."

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Top Ten Signs A Referee Is Fixing Games

10 He leads the league in blocked shots

9 When talking about the Spurs, he says "we"

8 After 6 seconds, calls a 24-second violation

7 He's drawing up plays

6 Befores tipoff, scoreboard reads 58 to nothing

5 Teams have scored a record number of two-pointers, three-pointers and eight pointers

4 Tossed one of the other officials out of the game

3 Has Eddie Brill's telephone number on speed dial

2 Miami Heat hasn't lost a game since Shaq promised to help the referee's fat son

1 The Knicks are winning

Joke Of the week

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

A Blog From Eric :In DysFUNction Junction

DysFUNction Junction Sept 10th With Audio Issues.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok everyone. This show still has some audio problems. I have worked them out so Monday the 17th show should be working normally. No more distracting echos. So expect no talk from me for about 5 songs. I get the mic back about then. But still have the echo issue for the whole show.

Even with the technical problems you all were poring on the requests. The show got CALL IN's from Sabrina, Josie and Jilly Beans with some really great tunes. Not to mention all the chat room requests and Deb made some request via email. Poor thing hurt her self and was at home doing HOME WORK. Hope we made you feel better Deb.

Thanks all

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Why I Web Radio Rocks.

           My Friend Eric E has a show called DysFUNction Junction. Eric Introduced me to this show, which has been great. I get to listen  to free music that anyone can Request,While I'm surfing the Internet. If he has the song  he'll play it,Also I can chat to some interesting people in the chat Room.So Come in and check it out.

DysFUNction Junction Show LIVE Every Monday at 8 PM CST

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Bon Jovi Country?

What is the deal with Singers doing different music? Check out Bon Jovi's latest single "Lost Highway."

Bon Jovi - Lost Highway (Official Video)

Largest Crash in NASCAR History

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MILLER - LITE SPORTSWRITER'S CONTEST - THIS COULD HAPPEN 

                                              
                                   NEWS FLASH:
 
     Tragedy at today's Talladega race has left 3 drivers
dead and injured 3 others, with only 7 laps to go LeMoyne Crawford spun Sara Casey out, just as she was coming out of turn 4.  It was reported that Crawford was heard to say on the radio "that will teach her to bump and run on me."  Mired in a tangle of 15 other cars, Casey's car careened into Carl Edwards and the cars began to pile up.  It appeared that Earnhardt Jr.'s car struck the car of Tony Stewart right behind the fuel filler spout causing it to explode, showering the whole pileup of cars in burning fuel.  Killed in the pileup and fire were Dale EarnhardtJr., Tony Stewart, and Carl Edwards.  The injured include Kasey Kane, Jeff Gordon, and Dale Jarrett.  Ladies and gentlemen, Dale Jarrett was set to retire at the end of today's race.
 
 
 
 
    Folks, This is a made-up story, but it could happen on any given Sunday because of road rage on the racetracks of our country.  Road rage is not something that only happens on the L.A. freeways.  Nascar must take steps today to force drivers to alter their thinking.
     In my opinion, Nascar has to establish and publish some very extreme penalties for this type of action.  The penalties have to be enforced equally across the board for all drivers who intentionally wreck or try to wreck another driver.
    I feel that those penalties should include parking the car and the driver if the incident takes place during a race.  If the incident takes place after the checkered flag the driver should be parked for the next week's race.  In either case, the penalty should also include the forfeiting of the day's winnings and points.  If a driver is involved in a second incident during one season, the penalty should be doubled and if there is a third incident involving the same driver , he should be supended for 1 season (36 races).

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What is a better level to watch sport's High school,college,professional.

Over and over again My Friend's and I have this  debate on what level of sport's is the best meaning,and Most fun to watch? High school,college,professional. Professional Teams you make the most money,girls,fame.The one thing is You are not guaranteed the money. To Many really good player's are cut due to salary cap casualty,and too many player's getting in trouble and have poor attitudes. College you get the  credit's chance for higher learning,better job's,Too many player's taking gifts there not suppose to. My Opinion is High school is the best sport's level. Let me explain. We are learning to be men playing a game that is fun. It is fun being at a High school football game, the band,cheerleader's,More family oriented. Plus it doesn't cost allot and close to home.

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Ali: The Man "The Greatest" Boxer of all Time

I am to young to remember  Muhammad  Ali, but from what I read and seen from movies. He is up there with the top legonds.Two different fearce compadators. Dale Earnhardt, his driving, Muhammed ali his boxing,but they have one thing in common they both scared people. Just one of many people from the past. It  saddend's me today though this eara in sport's really don't mean too much. Could you inmagine if you put a little 60's in the sport's today,what it would be like.

 

 

 

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The Intimidator

What a nickname to go by :The Intimidator, Here is an all time legend. Just the name give's me shiver's.If i was racing,and saw him in my mirror i would just let him pass,and wave. When I was growing up I collected allot of nascar stuff, but only Dale Earnhardt.I was saddened by his death,but did not forget. I believe he is compared to the babe of baseball.

Bio: The mere mention of the name Dale Earnhardt provoked emotions of respect, idolization and a stilling sense of awe in race fans and people around the world. His daring and calculated moves on the track that brought fear and respect from his fellow drivers were often off-set with his advice and extensions of friendship to them off the track. He may have been known as The Intimidator, but his heart and giving ways were bigger than any track he raced. Here is his web sight to read more.

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The Will Power

3:30am the alarm sound's,I roll out of bed starting my daily activities. Thinking to my self I could easily give up,and except less. What is inside us to drive us for the common goal. It's will power the power to keep us going. Is it in you ? I am not an athlete, but I can not believe what some of them go through the work,and there's some it's no big deal. I would give anything to play sport's and make ton's of money. Then reality kick's me in the ass. It's easy to judge someone then be judged by someone.

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Father's update

Well I'm not going to lie and say everthing has been great,but being a father for a baby the first time has been a challenge. We've adopted our oldest one now three. He's not like a baby though.Ryan our 4 month old is not completely sleeping through the night,which can be hard sometime's when your tired and hearing him crying I say five more minute's please, or when he's crying and you do not know why,he's been fed,changed,burped,and still being fusy.Any advice for the Father's,or mother's out there on what to do about anything.

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My Son Ryan Almost 4 Month's old

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What's behind high milk prices? Look to China

PARIS - Unlike oil, we probably won't ever run out of milk. But the two liquids have one thing in common: They're trading at record highs.

Reasons include growing appetites for dairy foods in China and elsewhere in Asia, where chains such as McDonald's and Starbucks are introducing unfamiliar taste buds to cheeseburgers and lattes. Other factors are rising costs for animal feed, shrinking European production and long-standing drought in Australia and New Zealand, the world's largest milk-exporting region.  Here is the link to read more  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20216612/

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Opinions

I was asked the other day what i was republican,or democrat. I think I am neutral,pending on some subject's . First  of all i am not a big polatician,and i really don't keep up with the race for president. I feel Polatician's Just tell people what they want to here,and eventually they go against what they said they will do. In the end some one always's gets screwed over. One thing for sure I am Not a Bush fan especially with the war. I watched the movie world trade center the other day, and i think we tend to forget  what happened. Bush said we will not let this happen again and we will get the people who did this. Some thing to that anyway. So i understand  why we're there, but we have thousands of troops there and we can't keep the peace there. That is what i don't get. We are like the big bully,but yet were getting pushed around.

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Hey Nascar Fan's

 This is by far one of the best sport's, Let me Explain. With the whole steroid issue,player's getting in trouble with the law, I play when i want to,or I need special treatment. I feal Nascar has the best attitude. You can't even say shit on national television without getting a huge fine. This is our national sport for our younger kids. Every once in a while you have an idiot who thinks he's bigger than the sport,but still i believe i'd rather have my kids watch a great race between Gordan and stewart then have an hero who just got arrested for beatting his wife.That's how i feal, but what do i know i'm just a guy  with an opion.

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Now here's A real Hero

Homer Simpson Can life get any better for Homer J. Simpson? He juggles the roles of husband, father, safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, bowler, beer drinker, astronaut, small business owner and dreamer, and makes it all look easy.

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Sport's thought's From Dan the man

Barry, Barry ,Barry:  Finally broke the home run record. Well I supposed  Steroids will do that to a person. Does this mean anything i think not. I mean Hank Aaron was asked if he watched the game his reply i was sleeping. No Shocker i was to. So this to Barry Bonds Get n Sit down and shut up. Admit everything cause i'm sick of hearing about it,which reminds me Has anyone talked to Michael Vick lately. I was wondering about my dog i borrowed to him about 2 years ago.Can't these player's just take the money and be quiet. What i would give to have 23 million a year and piss it a way on dog fighting a lousy $50 dollar gig and a few laughs. When michael Vick is introduced his  theme song  will be who let the dogs out rough rough.

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Drew Carey Is Bob Barker's Replacement

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Drew Carey

 

Jul 23, 4:29 PM EST

The Associated Press

NEW YORK -- Genial comic Drew Carey was tapped Monday to replace silver-haired legend Bob Barker on the CBS daytime game show "The Price is Right."

Carey confirmed the deal during a taping of the "Late Show" with David Letterman.

The selection attracted more attention than usual for a daytime show because of the prospect of replacing Barker, 83. Barker retired after 35 years in the job last month following taping of his 6,586th episode.

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You Decide: Who Should be President?

1. Best Democratic Candidate
   Obama or Clinton?
2. Best Republican Candidate
   Giuliani or McCain?
3. Best-Looking Candidate
   Edwards or Romney?
4. Best President of All-Time
   Vote for the best ever

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Abc News

Politics

• Bush Team Firm on Iraq as Sens. Boil Over
  Democrat, Republican get hot on air, and White House rejects GOPers' Iraq plan.
  Other Politics stories...
• VIDEO: Warner: We Cannot Let Iraq Implode
• VIDEO: Hadley Urges Patience on Iraq
• VIDEO: The Green Room: Parenting Advice
• Al Franken Tops Senator in Money Race
• Fred Thompson Accused of Finance Dodge
• Excess Katrina Ice Going Down the Drain
• Surge Complete; Now What?
• News Summary: Read It All Here!
• Democrat Rebuffs Republicans' Iraq Pitch

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World

• Allies Left Behind? Iraqis Who Helped U.S. Feel 'Betrayed,' Marked for Death
  Man seeks to bring pro-American Iraqis to U.S., but says "politics" get in way.
  Other World stories...
• Truce Over, Pakistan Militants Kill 70
• Terror Suspect Gets Bail in Australia
• Aide: Iraqi PM's Comments Misconstrued
• Robot Air Attack Squadron Bound for Iraq
• Surge Complete; Now What?
• Bin Laden Praises Al Qaeda 'Martyrs'
• Welcome to New York; That'll Be $8
• News Summary: Read It All Here!
• Separated at Birth, Reunited After 14 Years

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Touching Heaven and Hell

 

One Man's Brush With the Beyond Changes His Life

Matthew Dovel says he has had two near-death experiences, and seen visions of both heaven and hell. 

 

Visit this web sight to read more:     http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=3359251&page=1

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People news

Courtney Thorne-Smith Expecting a Baby

This will be a first child for the According to Jim actress and her husband(JULY 13, 2007)

A Gaunt Courtney Love Jokes About Eating Disorder

At a free concert in New York City, the rocker shows off a shockingly thin figure(JULY 13, 2007)

Did Paris Hilton Get Special Treatment in Jail?

Police are investigating charges that she had access to a phone and a new uniform(JULY 13, 2007)

Kelly Clarkson's Marijuana Cookie Experiment

"I have never smoked anything in my life," she says of her one-time foray into drug use(JULY 13, 2007)

Diddy Searches for Assistant with Online Ad

The music mogul's YouTube help-wanted ad gets some eager – and hilarious – responses(JULY 13, 2007)

Britney Spears 'Not Dating' Her Bodyguard

Daimon Shippen is "tickled" by his newfound fame, sources tell PEOPLE(JULY 12, 2007)

New Dad Jason Priestley: Happily Sleep Deprived

The former Beverly Hills, 90210 star talks about life with his 10-day old daughter(JULY 13, 2007)

David and Victoria Beckham Land in the U.S.

After an evening arrival, it's back to work for Beverly Hills' newest residents(JULY 13, 2007)

Larry David Says He'd Mine Divorce For Laughs

"If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it," the Curb Your Enthusiasm star says(JULY 13, 2007)

Grey's Anatomy Cast 'Happy to Be Back'

New addition Chyler Leigh tells PEOPLE that "everyone is super gung-ho"(JULY 12, 2007)

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Fox news

Woman Dies After Falling From Bungee Ride in Wisconsin

Woman Dies Doing Handstand on Balcony

Wyoming Woman Shot and Killed While Singing in Bar

As Teen Girl Awaits Death, Saudi Surge in Beheadings Could Set Record High

Parents Neglect Starved Babies to Feed Video Game Addiction

8-Year-Old Boy Held From Plane for Appearing on No-Fly List

Three Missing Arizona Children, Mother Who Allegedly Took Them Found

Marine: Unit Was Ordered to 'Crank Up Violence Level' in Iraq

Tiger Mauls Texas Zookeeper

World's Tallest Man Meets World's Smallest Man

Usama Bin Laden Appears in New Video, Officials Probe Authenticity

Pop Tarts: Jessica Simpson's Breasts Aren't Bogus

NYPD Officer Shot in the Face Dies in Hospital

Reporter Struck By Sex Assault Suspect's Father

Teen Dies in Dentist Chair While Wisdom Teeth Removed

New York Teen: I'm a Boy Trapped Inside a Girl's Body

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Kelly Clarkson's Marijuana Cookie Experiment

FRIDAY JULY 13, 2007 03:00 PM EDT

By Brian Orloff

Kelly Clarkson

As the saying goes, "When in Rome . . ." Well, when in Amsterdam, Kelly Clarkson partook in a (legal) local activity: She ate a marijuana cookie.

"It was in Amsterdam," the singer, 25, tells USA Weekend magazine in a new interview. "It is legal there, and it is not legal here. I don't ever do anything illegal here."

Clarkson adds: "I have never smoked anything in my life. I've never tried any drugs. I wouldn't do anything that would cause holes in your brain or your nasal cavity. Call me Texan, but I don't think of marijuana like that."

Ever since the Amsterdam experiment the singer says she's been "oregano-free."

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List of world music records

Length

• Longest Violin marathon by an individual: L. Athira Krishna, 32 hours
• Longest Music Video: Ghosts, by Michael Jackson. (35 min)
• Longest-Running Rock Group Fan Club: Queen
• Longest run at #1: "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You", Bryan Adams (39 weeks at #1, Canadian Singles Chart)
• Longest Running Artist at Billboard's Hot 100 In a Year: Usher 28 weeks at Number One
• Longest Running Female Artist at Billboard's Hot 100 In a Year: Beyoncé 17 weeks at Number One
• Longest Running Song at Number One on Billboard's Hot 100 ever: Mariah Carey, One Sweet Day, 16 weeks
• Longest Running Song at Number One on Billboard's Hot 100 for a Female Group: Independent Women, Destiny's Child 11 weeks
• Longest Running Single at Number One for a Rap Artist: Eminem, "Lose Yourself", 12 weeks
• Longest Stay on the United World Charts for Singles: Beyoncé with "Crazy in Love" 128 weeks on the world charts

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           Real Or Not real New's

: Man get's five years for peeing on grandma.

        { Nick Rodger's 40 from montana say's it was in the middle of the night,and he had to go to the bathroom.He did not turn the light on, and grandma was passed out by the toilet.He missed and was peeing on the floor.He turned the light on to clean it up,and grandma woke up startalled.She began to yell and curse at him then called police.}

 

  Thousands Commemorate 1947 UFO 'Crash'  

If you truly believe a UFO and its crew of bug-eyed aliens came crashing down in Roswell 60 years ago, rest assured: You're not alone.

  Squirrel Spy Ring? Thats Nuts!  
.Police in Iran are reported to have taken 14 squirrels into custody — because they are suspected of spying.

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Hey sports fans

This is for the sports fans who know  that the Major league all star game is here. Who cares! Let me explain This is getting pretty old to the point when the major guys like Griffey,Bonds,Turn down the home run derby. Now if They Had Bert Byleven as there pitcher. The espn announcer would not be able to get a brake in. I think with all the steroid crackdown that sports in general is losing its tv ratings. I mean would you rather watch "The Sopranos" or watch baseball.My wife says she'd rather watch paint dry then a game of baseball.Where has the kids game gone {  This just in a little legue 11 year  old was suspended for the series due to testing positive for steroids go figure.

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Discipline

Due to the growing up part we are now allowed to pay our own bills. thank's allot  to our parents  So much for the $80. nike shirt welcome to  world. Let's help our kids up to there 18 and give them a swift kick in the ass, out the door. The one question we hate is can I borrow some money. Our first instinct is sure,but when you found a joint in the car the other day it's raises another question how much discipline  do we give kids nowadays. I mean if the presidents daughter's can smoke a joint why can't our kids do the same. What is this crazy world we live in.