Men are like...... .....placemats they only show up when there's food on the table. .....mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion. .....bike helmets they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. .....government bonds they take so long to mature. .....copiers you need them in reproduction but that's about it. .....lava lamps fun to look at it but not all that bright. .....bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. .....high heels they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. .....curling irons they're always hot and always in your hair. .....mini skirts if your not careful they'll creep up your legs. .....handguns keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

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