Top Ten
When stocks go up, his pants go down
He's unavailable whenever "General Hospital" is on
Invested your entire portfolio in JetBlue
Instead of Wall Street, he works at Wal-Mart
He shaves his head and goes into rehab
Hot stock tips, no -- nude photos of Alan Greenspan, yes
Keeps using the word Ga-zillion
No number 3 -- writer depressed after losing everything in stock market
A few years back told Martha, "Sure it's legal"
Claims he once had a three-way with Morgan Stanley and Merrill Lynch
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