Today's Top Ten

Wednesday, March 21, 2007 Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Ordering A $1,000 Pizza "Will they let me rent a pizza?" "Does my bank offer pizza mortgages?" "Can I afford the extra cheese?" "Does blowing my kid's tuition on pizza make me a bad father?" "If I don't order a $1,000 pizza, have the terrorists won?" "Which would be a bigger waste -- this or a contribution to the Dennis Kucinich Presidential Campaign Fund?" "Is there a discount if I order more than one?" "What would Al Gore do?" "How much for a large?" "Only $1,000? What's the catch?"