 | At confession, you say, "Forgive me, dawg, for I have sinned" | |||
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 |  | Each week, you vote one of your kids out of the house | ||
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|  | After sex you say to your wife in a Brittish accent, "Awful. Just pathetic" | ||
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|  | FOX switchboard operator knows you by name | ||
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|  | When "Idol" comes on, so do the adult diapers | ||
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|  | Had your stomach stapled like Randy and you weren't even overweight | ||
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|  | You understand what Paula Abdul is blabbing about | ||
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|  | No number 3 -- writer watching "American Idol" | ||
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|  | Got Adam Sandler to guest host your talk show so you could stay home and vote for Sanjaya | ||
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|  | Your TiVo recommends you get some counseling | ||
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