Today's Top Ten

Friday, March 30, 2007 Top Ten Features Of The One Million Dollar Laptop  Top Ten    Goes perfectly with your $600,000 desk chair If you hit Control-F5, a kid shows up at your door with a meatball sub Mouse is an actual mouse. What? That doesn't make sense Play a "Sanford & Son" DVD, smart technology cuts right to the funny part where Fred is having "The big one" Pop-ups tell you every time Paris Hilton is having sex on the Internet Pre-programmed with Craig T. Nelson's e-mail address Documentation that explains what the "Scroll lock" key actually does -- am I right people? Let me hear you! High-definition lickable screen that tastes like bacon All I'm sayin' is, it better get you laid Instead of "You got mail," computer says "You got screwed"

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