I love the way you lie

Just gonna stand there,And watch me burn,But that's alright
Because I like,The way it hurts

Saturday, April 28, 2007

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  Putrid Prank Runs Afoul of Neighborhood   (Associated Press)
  • A putrid prank went awry when authorities found a rental truck filled with rotting fish, cow parts and pig organs and evacuated residents of a Tucson neighborhood.

      Man Charged for Spending Misplaced Money   (Associated Press)
  • A man was charged with felony theft after he spent $80,000 his bank deposited by mistake in his account.

      Porn Slipped Into Washington Time Capsule   (Associated Press)
  • There were a few surprises for the University of Washington's Class of 1957 when they opened a time capsule sealed 50 years ago. Among audiotapes and copies of the yearbook and school newspaper were 1980s-era porn, a condom and some dirty underwear.

      Bull Wanders Into Garage, Attacks Car   (Associated Press)
  • A woman pulled into her driveway and spotted something big inside her garage. That something turned out to be a bull. And an angry bull at that.

      Dead Man Travels Unnoticed on Train   (Associated Press)
  • A dead passenger traveled unnoticed for at least half a day on an executive passenger train.

      Mom Teed Off by Urinating Drunk Golfers   (Associated Press)
  • A mother teed off by drunken golfers urinating near her house by the 18th hole resorted to videotaping the men after no action was taken on her complaints.

      Woman: Suspect Is Wearing My T-Shirt   (Associated Press)
  • It took one glance for Sandra Rowells to recognize the man she said broke into her home, offered her $500 to hide him and fled wearing some of her clothing.

      Nude Man in High Heels Causes Lockdown   (Associated Press)
  • A man wearing nothing but women's high heels was the cause of a building lockdown by police.

      Bad Directions Send Tourists to Missouri Home   (Associated Press)
  • Travelers looking for Ozark Mountain Resort must be disappointed when they pull up to Tish and Lyle Ashley's place. It's a three-bedroom ranch-style home, not a 150-acre vacation spot, and it's on the wrong side of Table Rock Lake.

      Grandma Finds Condom In McDonald's Bag   (Associated Press)
  • A grandmother was alarmed to find a condom in a happy meal gift pack bought for her 7-year-old granddaughter at a McDonald's restaurant in New Zealand.

      Woman Sneaks Into Prison for Sex   (Associated Press)
  • A woman has pleaded guilty to using a false ID badge to enter a corrections facility while posing as an attorney so she could have sex with an inmate.

      Man Accused of Dental Work in Garage   (Associated Press)
  • A man has been held on charges that he performed dental work on customers without a license in his "filthy" garage.

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    2007 STANDINGS
    Rk +/- Driver Points Behind Starts Wins Top 5 Top 10 DNF Laps Raced Laps Led Earnings
    1 -- Jeff Gordon 1326 8 1 6 7 0 2694 467 $1,884,749
    2 -- Jeff Burton 1252 -74 8 1 5 6 0 2694 25 $2,225,928
    3 -- Matt Kenseth 1166 -160 8 1 5 6 0 2694 168 $1,775,486
    4 -- Jimmie Johnson 1115 -211 8 3 5 5 2 2590 368 $1,845,298
    5 -- Denny Hamlin 1084 -242 8 0 3 4 0 2692 372 $1,287,975
    6 +1 Kyle Busch 1002 -324 8 1 2 5 0 2619 56 $1,103,183
    7 +2 Tony Stewart 994 -332 8 0 2 5 1 2617 584 $1,636,658
    8 -- Carl Edwards 967 -359 8 0 0 2 0 2691 3 $972,983
    9 -3 Clint Bowyer 963 -363 8 0 0 3 0 2664 5 $954,200
    10 +1 Mark Martin 921 -405 6 0 4 5 0 1690 42 $2,008,856

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    Monday, April 23, 2007

    I am a proud Father

    April 23, 2007
    Baby Boy Ryan Timothy
    Father Dan
    Mother Mandy
    DOB 04/23/2007
    Time 1:32 PM
    Weight 8 lbs 14 oz
    Length 21.00 in
    Delivered by Dr. Johnson
    Mother's Doctor Dr. Johnson
    Baby's Doctor Dr. Zajac
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    Sunday, April 22, 2007

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    Choc-U-lator: Sadly, Not What You're Thinking

    choculator.jpgContrary to Popgadget's headline, the Choc-U-Lator does not make math delicious. It is, however, the most sadistic stocking stuffer ever. Imagine a child unwrapping what looks to be a chocolate bar only to find a calculator that looks like chocolate. They'd be scarred for life, which is totally hilarious.

    The Choc-U-Lator does have the "sweet smell" of chocolate, according to the Japanese product page. But aside from the looks and the smell, there's nothing chocolate about it. To top it off, it only performs extremely basic functions.

    So let's recap: Not real chocolate. Not exactly an upgrade for a TI-89. Verdict: not worth $4. You're better off buying a real candy bar and stealing a cheap-o calculator from the bank. – Matt Buchanan


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    Cushion Control: Channel Changing Via Rump

     

     

     

    cushion_control.jpgThe Cushion Control is a design by Didier Nicholas, urging man to ditch the efficiency of handheld control for panty pillow fights. And who can argue with logic like that?

    The control is necessarily basic, with each cushion assigned one function (such as volume, power and channel). Details like how the remotes will actually work are glossed over (though I don't see an IR port housed in the stitching). But we love the idea nonetheless, if only so we can annoy our significant others with even more remotes filling our living room. That is, until we pick up the bus-sized universal edition. – Mark Wilson


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      Thief Snatches Piggy Bank with $600   (Associated Press)
  • A pink ceramic piggy bank filled with quarters, dollar coins and some bills was stolen from the counter of the Smokehouse Deli.

      Hawaii Aims to Deter Volcano Offerings   (Associated Press)
  • Rangers at Hawaii Volcanoes National Park are launching a program to stop people from leaving religious offerings at the summit of Mount Kilauea, including food they say attracts rats and cockroaches.

      Grandma Makes Emergency Landing in Field   (Associated Press)
  • A cut below her nose was the only injury 78-year-old Emma Hanner suffered after the engine in her small plane quit, forcing her to land in a field west of St. Louis.

      Clerk Wins $200,000 by Mistake   (Associated Press)
  • A store clerk's slip-up at the cash register has paid off big time.

      Pair Find Winning Lotto Ticket in Trash   (Associated Press)
  • A couple picking up trash along a roadside found a winning scratch-off lottery ticket that led them to a $1,000 jackpot.

      Florida Crew Lands 1,063-Pound Mako Shark   (Associated Press)
  • A 1,063-pound mako shark hooked close to shore in the Gulf of Mexico is being investigated as a possible world fishing record.

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    Friday, April 20, 2007

    Top Ten Signs You Have Bad Luck

     Top Ten   
    For 3 months, you've been sitting on the tarmac on a stranded JetBlue flight
    When you play Roulette, you not only lose, the wheel flies off and kills a guy
    Instead of "The Luck of the Irish," you have "The Luck of the Kurdish"
    When ordering a mattress, you forget to leave off the last "S" disqualifying you from any savings
    You're a member of the New York Knicks
    You purchased some of that tainted pet food. Kitty's fine; you -- not so good
    No matter how often you shower, you always smell like bacon
    Highlight of your trip to New York City was attending a taping of the Late Show
    On last flight, you were seated between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump
    As unlucky as you are, your wife is getting lucky every night

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