10 He leads the league in blocked shots
9 When talking about the Spurs, he says "we"
8 After 6 seconds, calls a 24-second violation
7 He's drawing up plays
6 Befores tipoff, scoreboard reads 58 to nothing
5 Teams have scored a record number of two-pointers, three-pointers and eight pointers
4 Tossed one of the other officials out of the game
3 Has Eddie Brill's telephone number on speed dial
2 Miami Heat hasn't lost a game since Shaq promised to help the referee's fat son
1 The Knicks are winning
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