I love the way you lie

Just gonna stand there,And watch me burn,But that's alright
Because I like,The way it hurts

Sunday, April 22, 2007

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Choc-U-lator: Sadly, Not What You're Thinking

choculator.jpgContrary to Popgadget's headline, the Choc-U-Lator does not make math delicious. It is, however, the most sadistic stocking stuffer ever. Imagine a child unwrapping what looks to be a chocolate bar only to find a calculator that looks like chocolate. They'd be scarred for life, which is totally hilarious.

The Choc-U-Lator does have the "sweet smell" of chocolate, according to the Japanese product page. But aside from the looks and the smell, there's nothing chocolate about it. To top it off, it only performs extremely basic functions.

So let's recap: Not real chocolate. Not exactly an upgrade for a TI-89. Verdict: not worth $4. You're better off buying a real candy bar and stealing a cheap-o calculator from the bank. – Matt Buchanan


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Cushion Control: Channel Changing Via Rump

 

 

 

cushion_control.jpgThe Cushion Control is a design by Didier Nicholas, urging man to ditch the efficiency of handheld control for panty pillow fights. And who can argue with logic like that?

The control is necessarily basic, with each cushion assigned one function (such as volume, power and channel). Details like how the remotes will actually work are glossed over (though I don't see an IR port housed in the stitching). But we love the idea nonetheless, if only so we can annoy our significant others with even more remotes filling our living room. That is, until we pick up the bus-sized universal edition. – Mark Wilson


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    Friday, April 20, 2007

    Top Ten Signs You Have Bad Luck

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    For 3 months, you've been sitting on the tarmac on a stranded JetBlue flight
    When you play Roulette, you not only lose, the wheel flies off and kills a guy
    Instead of "The Luck of the Irish," you have "The Luck of the Kurdish"
    When ordering a mattress, you forget to leave off the last "S" disqualifying you from any savings
    You're a member of the New York Knicks
    You purchased some of that tainted pet food. Kitty's fine; you -- not so good
    No matter how often you shower, you always smell like bacon
    Highlight of your trip to New York City was attending a taping of the Late Show
    On last flight, you were seated between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump
    As unlucky as you are, your wife is getting lucky every night

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